Monday, September 13, 2010

Died And Gone To Texas



There are two things we do in life, one of which is dying. And when I do, I hope I go to Texas.

Her bosom is large and strong enough to cradle me for eternity. Her dirt, sweet and soothing, will embalm my senses, capturing her persona forever. Her vital signs will pulse through time, giving flow to her energy like the blood circulating in my veins.

Breathing deeply her Summer breezes, they will become my lullaby. As a mother swaddles her child, the Fall colors of Texas will wrap around me like a patchwork quilt, before I pass to the Rock of Ages. Eventually I’ll be lying in state with the death of Winter, as if to preserve life like the seed dieing unto itself, only to rise again in the Spring. New life will call for growth once more, intoxicating me with the perfume of wildflowers. Fresh as the morning, she will offer a drink from dawn’s dew to quench my thirst. As I drink the potion, she will suspend me into perpetual bliss.

My spirit quickens, I hear the call. Neither Heaven nor Hell has any hold over me. Texas belongs to both. She’s where I began, and so will forever be. Amen.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Comfort During a Hurricane

After driving arround running errands all morning with HERMINE determined to pound rain on my parade, I took comfort at my stove(what is wrong with me??). Having meat thawed, I put on a pot roast for supper, only to find I had no taters. You can't have pot roast without the taters, especially for a man-pleasing-meal. Being the queen of kitchen improv, I scuttled a sweet potato hiding in the produce basket, added carrots, and for you fans out there, I decided to call it 'Longhorn' Pot Roast with all the orange in the bottom of the roaster. However, we have Aggies in this family, so I added fresh beets...it's the 'rock-beats-scissors' principal...the beets turned everything maroon. Sorry Bevo. Gig-em Ags!!!

Recipe:

SusieQ's Pot Roast

1 3lb Beef Shoulder (only) Roast
5 med Taters
7 Carrots
1 can Crm Mushroom Soup

In a terrific Magnalite oval roaster, singe the meat in a little bacon grease. You can use Canola or evoo for you purists. Season the meat first with sea salt, fresh gr pepper, and a little McCormicks Steak seasoning. Once browned, remove meat, deglaze pan with a little water, add crm mush soup, stir. Place roast back into pan, turning to coat. Add veggies, turning to coat. Season veggies. Cover. Bake 300 degrees for 4 hours. Perfect every time!